French Fries (Why these fake media-types keep askin' NFL idiots like Incognito their opinions)

"Ask me I'll tell you just how I feel playa!"

Paul Stanley, the front man of the rock band Kiss, once said, “Credibility is someone else’s idea of what I should be doing.” Giorgio Napolitano, the 11^th President of Italy, gave it to us like this, “It takes a lot of effort to win back credibility after having lost it so heavily.” Then the O.G., Mike Wallace, shut the buildin’ down when he said, “If there’s anything that’s important to a reporter, it is integrity. It is credibility.”

Well playas…if that’s the case then why do these fake media-types in the world of sports journalism keep sittin’ down with fools that have no credibility to ask their opinions? The duns from Newsday sat down with Richie Incognito, the same fool that was suspended  in 2013 from the league for bullyin’ and sendin’ racist voicemails to Jonathon Martin, to get his opinion about Roger Goodell’s power in the league. He says that Goodell’s unchecked power makes it unfair for players who are subjects of league investigations. Is that true? Sure, it is bruh!

Now I’ve said for the past couple of years that Goodell messed up when he got out of the “Football Business” and got into the “Off the Field Disciplinary-Action Business.” Why? Because there are too many movin’ variables to keep up with. Back in the day if a boy wasn’t in jail he was playin’! If the legal system hadn’t locked him up he better have his butt on the field. It was just that simple.

You see the NBA isn’t foolin’ with nothin’ but the basketball business. Kobe was in the middle of a rape trial and still hoopin’ bruh. He would leave court and fly to wherever his game was that night. Easy! David Stern wasn’t in the middle of that foolishness. Goodell is tryin’ to do too much because you can’t please the fans and the sponsors at the same time. But on some real talk, all of that is irrelevant.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Why are duns askin’ fools like Richie Incognito anything? That’s like askin’ the convicted drug lord what he thinks about the drug sentencin’ laws! Are you serious? You wouldn’t ask the bank robber what his thoughts are on the tactics they use to convict thieves would you? So why are you talkin’ to fools that have been in trouble with the league about what they think about the way the league handles fools that get into trouble?

Incognito’s goin’ off about how Ted Wells’ investigations aren’t independent. He’s hollerin’ about how when ole boy came at him he was on a mission to get him. Of course he was on a mission to get him bruh! He was bein’ paid by the league!!! However, that’s not the issue you idiot. The issue is you actin’ a fool and gettin’ into trouble in the first place.

The rules don’t apply to the duns goin’ to work every day and doin’ what they’re supposed to be doin’! Just like the reckless drivin’ laws don’t apply to me because I’m not out here reckless drivin’! The gun laws don’t apply to me because I’m not carryin’ a gun. The domestic violence laws don’t apply to me because I’m not commitin’ acts of domestic violence. You see how that works playa? I don’t need to know the drug laws because I’m not doin’ or dealin’ drugs.

So if I know this and you know this, why are these so-called trained media-types interviewin’ fools that have no credibility? Go interview a cat that’s been in the league for 10 years that’s never been in trouble before. I’d like to know what he thinks of Roger Goodell. Don’t interview the fool that can’t stay out of the principal’s office. You keep interviewin’ the gimp that keeps stealin’ hub caps off of cars parked in front of the old folk’s home.

Just like last week when the First Take crew sat down with Antonio Cromartie and asked him what his opinion was of the Tom Brady situation and how the league was handlin’ it? Now you’re supposed to be a trained and qualified journalist and you sat down to ask the opinion of a dun with 12 kids by 9 different women that needed a loan from the Jets to pay his child support durin' the lock out. You should run from his opinion on ANYTHING bruh! He’s already shown you that he’s got terrible judgment. I wouldn’t ask that dun how to chew French fries with Ron Isley’s teeth bruh! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about bruh and its non-gender specific.
2) Gimp: noun – the dun that keeps gettin’ into trouble. The fool that just can’t help himself.
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