Really Bruh? (How Jameis Winston proved on draft night just how stupid he REALLY is)

His girl is like, "You really bout to do this bruh?"

Marcus Tullius Cicero, the ancient Roman philosopher, once said, “The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct.” Bill Cosby, of all people, broke it down like this, “A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” Then the big homie, Ben Franklin, spit some serious fire when he said, “We all are born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”

Well playas…Jameis Winston doesn’t seem to be workin’ too hard to remain stupid at this point bruh because it comes naturally. Just hours after bein’ selected No.1 overall to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers this dun posted a picture on Instagram of himself with a serving of crab legs. Now this fool has worked for an entire year to clean up his image and within’ hours of bein’ an NFL franchise quarterback he’s wet the freakin’ bed!!! And that’s the edited the version.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Everybody with a brain knows that the dun didn’t steal any crab legs last April. The Heisman Trophy and National Championship winnin’ quarterback on ANY college campus doesn’t need money bruh. However, when the hook up goes south on you and it hurts your image, you’ve got to do everything to repair it. That means send another dun into the store to get the freakin’ crab legs or whatever else you want. You never touch the merchandise ever again.

The Bucs drafted him because he was the best quarterback in the draft. They vetted him and knew that all of the so-called off-the-field incidents were foolishness that had no credibility to them. However, image is everything. So to post a freakin’ picture of himself in front of a plate of crab legs was the stupidest thing a boy could have done on draft night!

I know Lovie Smith called that dun and cursed him up one wall and down the other! “Have you lost your freakin’ mind bruh? We just spent the No.1 overall pick on yo dumb “A” and you got jokes? This ain’t no game playboy! This is grown man business!!! If you gone do this, then let’s do this! Otherwise, we can cut the cord now!”

What I wanna know was where were the rational thinkin’ people in the buildin’? Like where was his momma and daddy? Where was Big Momma? Where was Uncle Ray-Ray? Well… on second thought, that dun was the one that took the picture. It seems like his girl was the only one in the room with some sense the way she was lookin’ at that fool but she didn’t think he was stupid enough to post it. The look on her face was like, “Really bruh? You really bout to do this?”

Image is everything! Unfortunately in life your reputation precedes you! For all of your simple minded individuals that means that whatever people think of you is true regardless of the truth. In other words, 90 percent of reality is perception. The duns that thought Jameis walked into Publix and stole some crab legs are always gonna think that regardless of the evidence that proves that he didn’t. Just like the folks that will always think that he’s guilty of sexual assault even though the 86-page report full of eye witness testimonies, includin’ the alleged victim’s ten different accounts of the foolishness and sworn affidavits say otherwise.

In his mind he knows that he didn’t steal the crab legs so he decides to make jokes after bein’ drafted. Not understandin’ that he just gave people more ammunition to destroy is reputation to the point where NOBODY wants to touch him with a ten foot pole in the endorsement world. Madison Ave. is where the No.1 overall pick is supposed to live playboy. Endorsement bread is easy bread when you’re smart.

This is the NFL for cryin’ out loud bruh, not the NBA! The money on that side of the fence isn’t guaranteed. Only the signin’ bonus is!! So therefore, if you’re smart you try to make as much bread as you can in endorsements to make up for what you aren’t guaranteed in salary. The No.1 overall pick should be rollin’ in side money. It was goin’ to be difficult for him anyway because he was in the process of rehabbin’ his image. Then he takes a 12-gauge shot gun on draft night and shoots it square in the head. Real dumb Famous! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit fire: verb – to say something of extreme importance
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. Holla At Ya Boy!
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