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| "Why you runnin' so fast dawg? I got diapers and milk to buy playa!" |
Well playboy…T.Y. Hilton came to work on Sunday with a brand new sense of purpose, direction and a mouth to feed. His wife Shantrell gave birth to his first baby girl early Sunday mornin’ and ole boy didn’t get to the stadium until 75 minutes before kickoff to help the Colts beat Jacksonville 23-3!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! A man with boyz, which T.Y. has two of already, is one thing but a man with a baby girl becomes a beast with a purpose! Therefore, the inspired speedster gave the strugglin’ Colts just the boost they needed to pull away from ole dull Jacksonville. Before Andrew Luck hit T.Y. down the side line for a 73 yard touchdown pass midway through the third quarter they looked like the freakin’ Bad News Bears out there.
Check this out playa, the offensive line must have been up all night with T.Y. doin’ breathin’ exercises in a dull Lamaze class because they couldn’t hold water nor a secret in the first half. Luck was sacked four times durin’ his first 13 drop backs! Wheredeydodatat? He was sacked so many times Sunday that he started chargin’ boyz. You'll catch that one later on today bruh. Ole boy was sacked five times and had four fumbles in which he lost two of them.
As a team they had six fumbles like they’ve been over to Everette Golson’s crib playin’ in the peanut oil all week because that dun is a turnover machine at Notre Dame. Luckily they only lost three of them. They’ve already turned the rock over 19 times this season like they’re workin’ for the March of Dimes or somebody bruh! Boyz are in the givin' mood and that's not a good thing. Leave the charity for off of the field activities. In my Vince Lombardi voice, “What the hell is goin’ on out here?” They’ve already turned it over five times more than they did all last season. That’s a problem!!
If Jacksonville could spell the word touchdown they could have beaten the Colts as bad as they played on Sunday. But the inspiration of T.Y. Hilton saved the day. A man playin’ with a new sense of purpose is a shot in the arm every time. Congrats to the homie for bein’ there with his wife and then havin’ the energy to show up and ball out! Ole boy finished the day with 4 catches for 122 yards and his chest poked out like a peacock. In my Eddie Kendricks voice, “Go on with your bad self!
When I was a shorty my dad once told me that a man isn't the one that makes the baby. He's the one that takes care of the baby! Bein' a man isn't about doin' what you want to do. It's about doin' what you have to do. Therefore, you get no credit for doin' what you're supposed to do playboy! Why? Because it's your kid and it's your freakin' job! Welcome to the world of Grown Man Status!
T.Y.'s daughter was born healthy and he had a game to play. He was there for the birth and then he went to work! Why wouldn't he bruh? He's makin' $706,850 to play a game! You don't get props for bein' there for the birth of your child and then goin' to work! Wheredeydodatat? Cats do that everyday!
While boyz were congratulatin’ T.Y., Andrew should have been kickin’ his offensive line in the rear end for hangin’ him out to dry like Big Momma’s bloomers. But on some real talk, a win is a win playboy. As long as the “W” goes up and not the “L” it’s all good in the hood. Maybe everybody on the team should have a baby next week. Now that would be what you’d call inspired football. Up next ole dull no slidin' hard headed RGIII! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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