Same Ole Cowboys (How Jerry Jones & Tony Romo will eventually find a way to screw it up)

"Yeah dawg, Ima wait 'til we get to the playoffs to fall apart!"

As I was sittin’ out in the vacant lot next to the liquor store with all of the old timers these three cats started arguin’ about attention. Albert Einstein put his drink down and said, “Any man who can drive safely while kissin’ a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” George Washington Carver was sittin’ in the cut eatin’ peanuts when he stood up and said, “When you can do the common things of life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.” Then the big homie, Andrew Carnegie, who was just gettin’ off from work at U.S. Steel popped the top and said, “As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.”

Well…Carnegie must have been talkin’ about ole dull Jerry Jones when he made that statement bruh! Because after the Dallas Cowboys went up to Seattle and shocked the world by beatin’ the Super Bowl champions at the crib in front of the 12^th Man, ole Jerry wanted all of the attention.

"And I've got all the confidence in the world that you will!"

 Now let’s keep it real or all the way, 100 whichever comes 1^st! The Cowboys are finally playin’ like they’re worth several billion dollars bruh. They’ve come out of the gate 5-1 ridin’ a 5-game winnin’ streak and takin’ no prisoners in the process. DeMarco Murray is doin’ work out here in these streets with six straight 100-yard games to start the season. He and Jim Brown (1958) are the only two running backs in the history of the NFL to accomplish that feat.

America’s team is finally playin’ like it and ole Jerry is in rare form. After the game on Sunday in Seattle the freakin’ owner of the team held a 45 minute press conference. Wheredeydodatat? In Dallas playboy! Only in Dallas and only Jerry Jones.

Sure, he was givin’ Jason Garrett his props for a wonderful coachin’ job but why are you even talkin’? What other owner in the league holds court after a game? Really?

Now you already know that boyz are sittin’ in the cut eatin’ peanuts like George Washington Carver waitin’ on the shoe to drop. The Cowboys are rollin’ right now but you already know that they’ll find a way to end up 8-8 or make it to the playoffs and Tony Romo will show up and be…well Tony Romo. You know that right? I’m just sayin’ all of you loud mouth Cowboy fans! Enjoy it now because you have to remember that Jerry Jones is still the owner, president and GM of the team and he’s lookin’ for a way to screw it up. If all else fails, Tony Romo is your quarterback and he’s got a Master’s Degree in collapsing under pressure! After all, we are talkin' about the same franchise that has only won two playoff games since 1996. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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