Lil' Flip (How the Colts got in on some old school Hip Hop down inHouston 33-28)

"Now that's how you rock the mic playboy!"

Norman Vincent Peale, the famous minister and author, once said, “Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.” Mark Twain pulled up in the hot whip and shouted, “To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.” Then the great Joe Namath spit some real fire at a boy with, “When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.”

Well somebody needs to ask the homie Andrew Luck just how much fun he’s havin’ right now because he’s torchin’ boyz in the National Football League. His confidence is through the roof! It doesn’t matter who lines up on the other side of the ball these days because he's gonna rock the mic. On Thursday Night Football when the lights were bright in downtown Houston, Luck was “ridin’ dirty” like Chamillionaire and led the Colts to a 33-28 win over the Texans.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Colts caught the Texans rollin’ through the 5^th Ward with their mind’s playin’ tricks on 'em like the Geto Boys and put that thang on them in the first quarter. Before they realized it, these cats from Indiana were off in their pockets 24-0.

Andrew jumped out of the whip with the big gun and took all jewelry, sneakers and he even grabbed a boy’z old school snatch out finishin’ with 370 yards and 3 touchdowns. This was Luck’s fourth straight 300-yard passin’ game and T.Y. Hilton was grabbin everything that wasn’t nailed down includin’ the spare tire as he got back in the ride with 223 yards on just 9 catches.

Unfortunately, they pulled off celebratin’ the heist in the 2^nd quarter and allowed the Underground Kings (UGK) to roll up on them and recoup some of their stuff. And that’s the edited version! By the time they got to the half the Texans had slowed the joint down like DJ Screw and the Colts were only up 24-14.

After a series of turnovers and mishaps Houston was off in a boyz grill like Paul Wall! J.J. Watt did what J.J. Watt does playboy and swooped up a loose ball and rumbled 45 yards for a touchdown to make it 33-28 bruh. I felt like Slim Thug up in the joint because these cats were “Still Trippin’” about to give all of the jewelry, sneakers and even the old school snatch out back.

With the game goin’ down to the wire and the Texans on the move ole dull Ryan Fitzpatrick didn’t see Bjoern Werner run up on the passenger side door primarily because of his walrus mustache. That dun needed a separate helmet for the mustache alone bruh. Werner blasted through the door and stripped him as D’Qwell Jackson recovered the rock. At that point playboy, it was Lil’ Flip, “Game Over.”

I know that I lost all of you duns that aren’t hip hop heads today but it’s all good playa. Like the homie Joe Namath said up top, “When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.” You’ve never seen a boy incorporate hip hop skillz into a sports recap? Well you need to keep up with Ya Boy every day because I used to Rap-A-Lot like J.Prince! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
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