It's Either Or Bruh! (Why boyz are slow walking this whole JameisWinston joint)

"That's my story and I'm sticking to it bruh!"

I was rolling through the ghetto this morning when I saw these three cats arguing about the truth. Marcus Aurelius said, “Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” Buddha suddenly pushed him out of the way and said, “Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon and the truth. Then Mark Twain poured out a lil’ liquor for all of the dead homies and shouted, “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”

On some real talk, the truth is running around Tallahassee weighing 800 lbs. rockin’ a lime green polo and some purple Timberlands in this whole Jameis Winston situation. Somebody’s lyin’ bruh and it ain’t me! On Tuesday a DNA analysis completed by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement confirmed that Famous Jamies’ DNA did match that of the joint found in the alleged victim’s underwear.

So at this point all that tells us is that ole boy had sex with her. The million dollar question is, did he sexually assault the young lady? In my Big Momma voice, “There’s a dead skunk on the line somewhere and I can’t sleep until I find it.”

Like I said in my Hot Joint entitled "Doin' a Solid" last week, if ole boy is guilty of this crime then he needs to go to jail! I don’t care who you are or what kind of talent you have. If you’ve got the propensity to pull a stunt like this you need to sit in that box bruh!

However, it still sounds like boyz are trying to sell us a bag of magic jumping beans. Either there's enough evidence to charge this dun or there isn’t? Why are they still slow walking the process? If the DNA has come back and it proves that its Winston’s joint, then that means that there is a one in 2.2 trillion chance that he’s the only dun that had sex with her. Now along with that, if there was enough evidence to charge him he would be charged by now!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Even though the incident occurred on December 7, 2012 and ole girl didn’t identify a suspect until a month later isn’t necessarily shady because she could have been afraid to identify a suspect. That doesn’t mean that she didn’t know who the dun was.

Also, once the police got the information it was up to them to either charge this cat or not. People keep using the excuse that the alleged victim didn’t want to pursue the charges. Well… once the report is filed in potential felony cases, it’s no longer up to her playboy because the state takes over.

Now if and only if she knew who the person was and was just afraid to talk until a month later. That dun didn’t grow darn near 6 inches since the last time you saw him. That’s the part that has boyz baffled. Either he’s 5’9” to 5’11” or he’s 6’ 4”? He can’t be both playboy.

Then you hear of this detective telling ole girl that she needs to think long and hard about this because of his celebrity etc. and that Tallahassee is a big football town. I get that if we were talking about E.J. Manual last year or some other starter!

However, this time last year Jameis Winston was just another dun on the team. He was a redshirt scout team cat running the other team's plays all year. That cop didn’t know Famous Jameis from Adam and didn’t care anything about him.

So again, either he did it or not. Even though the state attorney’s office just got the case a little more than a week ago that’s plenty of time to read through the evidence to know whether they have enough to charge him or not, especially now that they’ve got the DNA back. Unless they’ve got some clown in there reading it with pop bottle glasses with an eye patch and sunglasses on standing 20 feet away from it laying down scratching his butt.

This is the silliest thing I’ve ever seen bruh! You don’t have to do all of this to keep this cat from winning the Heisman because Johnny Football is killin’ ‘em all over again. He’s got better numbers this year than he had last year. If these fool voters needed a scandal to stop them from voting for Winston then they’re all suckers because it’s as clear as Vodka who the most outstanding player in college football is. Stop me when I start lyin’! And like ole Mark Twain said earlier, “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”



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Jay Graves
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