Faithful Protection (Why the Broncos were able to put that thang on the Chiefs)

In my Fireman Bill voice, "Let me show ya sumthin!"

Lyndon B. Johnson once said, “A man without a vote is a man without protection.” Herbert Hoover gave it to us like this, “Competition is not only the basis of protection to the consumer, but is it the incentive to progress.” Then Franklin D. Roosevelt shut the building down with, “Confidence…thrives on honesty, on honor, on the sacredness of obligations, on faithful protection and on unselfish performance. Without them it cannot live.”

Well… ole Payton Manning’s confidence was on full blast on Sunday night because his offensive line gave him faithful protection and in return he gave the Broncos an unselfish performance. Not only was this cat throwing the rock all over the field he was even tackling boyz as he led Denver to a 27-17 victory over the only undefeated team left standing in the NFL, the Kansas City Chiefs.

Boyz had been worried about Peyton’s snake bitten ankle all week and having to face the sack duo of Justin Houston and Tamba Hali along with the rest of the KC defense that leads the league in sacks with 36. On a side note, Tamba Hali is the hottest name in sports! Well...take that back, the second hottest! Ole boy that plays for Alabama, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, has the hottest! With names like those you don't need a nickname playboy! Let's move on.

By the time that joint was over Peyton had put up 323 yards, a touchdown and his uniform was still Bounty Fresh. The Chiefs defense didn’t lay a figure on that dun all night.

They had to force ole boy to take a shower! He was like, “I’m cool dawg! I never even fell tonight! Well…except when I tackled ole boy on the fumble recovery. Where we goin’?” Teammate: “You gone get yo butt in the shower before you get in my whip playboy!”

The Broncos put up 427 yards of total offense and went to the crib on these boyz. Impressive to say the least. So once again the ’72 Dolphins can hit boyz off in their Biggie Smalls voice, "Birthdays was the worst days, now we sip Champaign when we thirst- ay” to celebrate continuing to be the only undefeated team in league history.

On some real talk, did anybody really think that the Chiefs of all people would go the distance undefeated? I wouldn’t be surprised if these duns just completely fell apart now and lose several straight because they are the freakin’ Chiefs.

It was good while it lasted but somebody had to bring these cats back down to reality. Kansas City is known for steaks and gangstas playboy not football. Well... at least not since ole Hank Stram was running the show in the ‘60’s. That’s a long time ago pimp!

Boyz have lived a lifetime since the ‘60’s bruh! We’ve gone from black and white floor models to 4D joints hanging on the walls since they’ve been relevant. We’ve gone from grass to artificial turf to synthetic back to grass in that time period bruh! Naw, we've gone from fades to afros to waves to braids to flat tops back to fades since these duns were good! So just keep making those fire steaks and I’ll keep falling through every now and then but don’t try to sell me football. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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