Punk'd

"I got whatever you bringin' homeboy!"

One thing is for certain and two fa sho; there is always a cat out there that is just as bad as you think that you are. If you keep on living and keep trying to punk folks you’ll run into him and he’ll give you the business. That’s why if you haven’t run into him yet, you need to slow your roll or get in shape because he’s comin’!

The New York Knicks ran into that dun on Friday night in a dark alley with no cell phone to call for help! The Chi-town Playas rolled into town and commenced to puttin’ that thang on them for the 2nd time this season beating them 110-106. Now the score was in no way indicative of the beat down the Bulls put on these boyz  to embarrass them in front of Big Momma and nem. Pookie and Ray Ray were running late so they only saw the 4th quarter.

You remember back in the day when a cat would keep talking noise on the walk home from school to the same dun because he knew he could handle him? Then one day ole boy just put his books down and charged him before he even realized it! By the time the dust settled the bully had been bullied!

 The Knicks have been out here punkin’ boyz all season long with Melo going to work every night.  After being up by 25 in the third the Bulls were all in the Knicks head before Melo & Co. lost all composer and resorted to gang bangin’! With 6:45 left in the 4th Melo drew his 2nd technical foul off of an intentional hard foul on Noah and was tossed. Then Tyson Chandler finally had enough of Joakim and tried to fight ole boy in the parking lot going after a rebound and y'all know Joakim wasn't having that so they both got ejected. You know he's the new Dennis Rodman out here because he’ll aggravate folks until they just explode. Pure genius!

You know that it’s on when a cat comes to your house and gets you kicked out of it. The Bulls are those dudes bruh! It doesn’t matter what your reputation is or how bad you think you are, Noah & the Chi-town Hustla's will rattle you and stay in a position to beat you every night.

In this case they punk’d the Knicks from the word go at the crib, took their sneakers and their girls and got on a flight!  They held the Knicks to a season low of 85 points and 32.1 percent shooting in an 8 point loss on Dec 8th in the Chi and then beat the doors off of them on Friday night in the Big Apple! Can you say UNCLE?

All I’ve got to say is, “If you gone be tough, be tough when tough guys roll down your block! Otherwise, you’ll get the reputation of being that dude that boyz can just punk with no consequences!"

Here's a piece of advice for the Knicks, "Come playoff time, put your big boy jerseys on or stay at the crib!" Because in my Puff Daddy voice, "It's real in the field!"

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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