Let's Ride!

"We got ya back bruh!"

Three years ago Brian Kelly showed up in South Bend pushin’ a clean but simple 4 door Sedan bumpin’ the Victory March every morning on his way to work. As the students slept you could hear the wacky coach role by with the “Echoes” playing in the background. He was just another coach promising boyz a resurrection of the program. Yeah homeboy, we’ve seen this movie before! Bob Davie, Ty Willingham and ole Charlie came through The Bend with that foolishness too. You’ll be gone in a few years too and at least folks can sleep in again.

Fast forward to 2012! After the Stanford game ole B. Kelly, as he’s now known in the hood, pulled up in a Range Rover Supercharged joint with the Echoes on full blast! After dusting off BYU at the crib it was time to go to Norman and holla at the Sooners! After beating the doors off of Oklahoma at the crib where they were 69-4 going into that game, Ole B. pulled back up on the yard in the gold Bentley Phantom with the Echoes wide awake! He had Knute Rockne riding shotgun with Frank Leahy, Ara Parseghian and Dan Devine in the back seat. They had Lou sitting on the hood to keep him from spitting on the seats. Those joints are hand made you know how that is homie.

Instead of playing that joint on the car's sound system he woke the freaking band up every morning and now they’re marching behind the ride. The Leprechuan is following right behind them in a Blue and Gold Maserati with the “Gipper”, ND's first All-American, hollering at the girls out of the window. Even though they were 9-0 with probably the best defense in the country you still had boyz standing in the background hatin’! Not me playa, I became a believer when they came through and destroyed my Sooners!

So the last thing they had to do was show up in LA and put that thang on USC and they would be playing for a national title again! Something that the Fighting Irish hadn’t done since 1988! Well homeboy, they went out to the Coliseum and went to work on the Trojans 22-13! Now all of the haters can hate but the Notre Dame Fighting Irish are no longer delusional! THEY ARE BACK and ole B has so much street credibility that the hustlers have given him a lifetime ghetto pass. Just don't pull a Coach K and never come to the hood to recruit! Otherwise, they'll take that joint back.

Relevant again!

It’s serious business now! Next stop is South Beach and because B is getting so much love everybody wants to ride! So the only thing left to do is wake up Noah and tell him to load up the Ark! Bring everything with you to Miami because the boyz are gonna need to be inspired! Bring all 857 wins(3rd all-time), grab the 11 national championships and call up the 7 Heisman’s and let them know that it’s about to go down! The players need to see Angelo Bertelli ’43, Jonny Lujack ’47, Leon Hart ’49, Johnny Lattner ’53, Paul Hornung ’56, John Huarte ’64 and Tim Brown ’87! Rally the troops and make sure the Four Horsemen are on board too!  I need you to even peal Touchdown Jesus off of the side of the administration building and bring him too. Don't even trip, just stand stand him up in the sunroof of the Ark all the way to Miami so that these cats know that ND is coming to put up mad points and win their 12th national title! It doesn’t get any bigger than this and they gotta have all hands on deck! Call Rocket Ishmail, Todd Lyght, Jerome Bettus, Rickey Waters and Tony Rice and tell them to get the party started in South Beach because I know they're still connected to the streets!

I can hear B pulling into the football facility this morning after a great win in LA last night but he’s not bumpin’ the Victory March though! He’s got Biggie riding shotgun playing that Juicy, “If you don’t know now you know!” Now I'm a diehard OU Sooner fan from the old school and I was taught that you gotta pull for the team that beats you. So like all the real G's in the hood would say, "Let's Ride!" Go Irish!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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