"King"

"What do you want me to do bruh?"

In every ghetto in America back in the day there was a dog named King in the neighborhood. In those days nobody’s dog lived in the house. They were chained or tied up to the dog house in the backyard and ran in a half circle barking at the kids as they ran by. From time to time some dun felt like messing with the dog because they new he was chained up. He’d throw rocks at him, na, na, na, na him and dance around in front of him just to aggrivate him. King would go crazy and on the right day he’d break the chain!

Well… that was Arizona State last night in the desert when they got the doors blown off of them 43-21 by the Oregon Ducks. They were riding their bikes past King, stopped and chunked some rocks at him like the southern ole timers would say. Just as they got comfortable enough to dance they got bold and mooned him. You could hear the chain snap from the parking lot. Then all you heard was the sound of a straight up mauling.

 The Sun Devils caught a break on an early 1^st quarter interception and turned it into points going up 7-0 with 14:11 left in the 1^st quarter. The place was electric as they jumped on the Parliament Funkadelic at the crib in front of a rabbit crowd because they came into this ball game with only one loss and were undefeated in  PAC 12 play. The Ducks absorbed those 7 points like a Bounty paper towel bruh! By the 11:33 mark in the 2^nd quarter the score was 43-7 and the Sun Devils were unrecognizable.  They had to use dental records to identify them at the half. King put that thang on ‘em then tied himself back up and laid down bruh. Chip Kelly called the dogs off before they caught a felony up in that piece. 

Like I’ve been saying all year the Ducks are the REAL deal. You can sell Florida as the #2 team in the land all you want but I’m not buying it at least not until they can run the table because their schedule is brutal. The only reason I’m cool with Alabama sitting at #1 is because of Nick Saban. He’s by far the best coach in America, they are the defending national champ and he’s got horses on the sideline.

However, after this week end all of that logic goes out of the window because the Vols will pull an Ali and shock the world by knocking off the Crimson Tide in Knoxville. This ain’t  something new bruh! I’ve been telling boyz to mark their calendars for 10/20 since week 1 and on every preview and wrap up video I’ve done this season I’ve said that the Bama secondary has been chillin’ riding the coat tails of that unbelievable front seven. They haven’t been tested because they haven’t played anybody with the ability to throw the football.

Michigan attempted to put it in the air but Denard is probably the worst passer in the country and their offensive coordinator panicked by not using his quarterback properly. Shoelace throws the ball on Tebow level if it were a video game bruh. However, when they did put it up the Bama secondary looked lost but Denard couldn't throw it over his shoulder. Please don't me the front 7 was so dominant line bruh! Denard couldn't toss a salad homeboy! Bama played up to this point a bunk schedule and now they line up against the best passing offense in the SEC with Tyler Bray and the best set of wide receivers in the conference in Justin Hunter and Cordarrelle Patterson.

The only reason Tennessee poses a threat is because they can throw the football. You can’t beat Bama running a traditional running offense like 99% of the SEC does and when you play Michigan, Florida Atlantic, Western Kentucky and Western Carolina as non-conference opponents you won't get tested. Also when the conference schedule includes, Ole Miss, Mizzou, Miss State, dull Arkansas, LSU, Texas A&M, and extremely dull Auburn the ball never leaves the ground. So Tennessee is the only team on the schedule that has a chance at beating them.

So after this weekend we’ll really be calling the Parliament Funkadelic, King! Did you see those helmets last night pimpin’? Talk about being rock stars that give the crowd the hot joints and then dropping them off after the show. It’s like going to an R. Kelly, Prince or Frankie Beverly and Maze concert. They keep you on your feet for two and a half hours and then walk off with you wanting more. Hit after hit after hit bruh! Note to all of the SEC jock riding media that seem to be ignoring the platinum hits that the Ducks keep putting out. They’re going to keep dropping hits and selling out the joint whether you come to the show or not. FYI, you’re not getting into the after party because that’s only reserved for boyz that believed in them from day one.

Holla At Ya Boy!

Jay Graves

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