Panic (How the Packers literally pulled a Willie Beamen at the Link)

"My bad dawg! I shouldn't have touched it!"

Simon Sinek, the famous author, once said, “Panic causes tunnel vision. Calm acceptance of danger allows us to more easily assess the situation and see the options.” John P. Kotter, a professor of leadership at Harvard, gave it to us like this, “A higher rate of urgency does not imply ever-present panic, anxiety, or fear. It means a state in which complacency is virtually absent.” Then Anais Nin, the well-known author, broke it down like a G when she said, “Anxiety is love’s greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic.”

Well playas…the Green Bay Packers panicked at the Link and drowned after completely dominatin’ the Seattle Seahawks for 57 minutes. Durin’ the last 3 minutes of the game these duns pulled a Willie Beamen on these boyz and threw up all over the field. They allowed Seattle to come from behind, tie the joint and win it in overtime 28-22.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Green Bay had these boyz on the ropes time and time again but they kept lettin’ them off of the hook. Two dull field goals in the red zone in the first quarter came back to bite them in the butt. You can’t leave points on the field in a hostile environment like the Link. The 12^th Man is a beast!

Now everybody and their momma’s momma is blamin’ ole dull Brandon Bostick for droppin’ the onside kick. Now he was dull because he wasn’t even supposed to touch the rock. He was out there to block and block only! Jordy Nelson was supposed to field it because he’s on the hand’s team. That dun saw the ball and panicked bruh, forgot his name, his phone number, Big Momma’s number and his baby momma’s address. All he saw was the ball comin’ at him, started slobbering like Big Foot and let it hit him dead in the face mask. Then everything came back to him. That dull mug!!!!

I bet all of the Green Bay trainers were instructed to take everybody’s shoe strings and belts before they boarded the plane. They wheeled Bostick on board on a gurney strapped belly down butt naked with an oxygen mask on so that they can get him home safely. One false move and that dun might end it all the way he was lookin' after the game. Don't leave him home alone!

Can you imagine how dull that cat felt after droppin’ a ball that he wasn’t even supposed to handle? He pulled a freakin’ Leon Lett on a boy! Did you see Mike McCarthy givin’ it to him on the side line bruh?

The crazy thing is, Bostick didn’t lose that game for them playa. The Green Bay Packers lost that game. They had plenty of opportunities to win that game but they kept wettin’ the bad. They left points on the field for darn near 4 quarters. Russell Wilson kept givin’ them chance, after chance, after chance, after chance bruh! Was that four? He gave them the ball four times himself. Then they gave it to them again.

If you can’t win a freakin’ ball game when a boy turns it over 5 times you don’t deserve to win. Richard was out there lookin’ like me with one arm and you never challenged him down the stretch! C’mon bruh! I know he’s the man but you had him like the old school coaches used to say, “Dead to right!”

So Packers fans don’t spray paint Bostick’s ride or egg his house because he wasn’t the only one that was dull out there. The whole team wet the bed. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: the person in question, dude, guy etc.
2)Willie Beamen: The quarter in the movie "Any Given Sunday" that got nervous and threw up all over the field.

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