Dull Pipes (How the Colts let the Mall Cop run all over them in front of Big Momma)

"Do you think Big Momma's still up bruh!"

Louis Pasteur, the famous French chemist and microbiologist, once said, “Fortune favors the prepared mind.” Harvey Mackay, the famous author and businessman, gave it to us like this, “To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you’ve prepared mentally and physically, you don’t have to worry.” Then Robert Braden-Powell put it where the goats can get it, “Be prepared…the meaning of the motto is that a scout must prepare himself by previous thinking out and practicing how to act on any accident or emergency so that he is never taken by surprise.”

Well playboy…the Indianapolis Colts thought that they were prepared for the New England Patriots but they ran into a lil’ snag. Well maybe the lil’ snag ran into them. Ole Bill Belichick proved to boyz why he’s the smartest dun in football as he and his staff beat the breaks off of the Colts 42-20 in front of Big Momma nem on Sunday Night Football.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Everybody and their momma’s momma were prepared for Tom Brady on Sunday night bruh. Boyz were even prepared for Gronk. What they didn’t expect was for Belichick to essentially pull a dun out of the mall parkin’ lot and feed him the rock. Jonas Gray darn near got cut in trainin’ camp bruh! Comin’ into this ball game he’d only carried the ball 32 times for a total of 131 yards in three dull games. These duns let freakin' Paul Blart get at them! SMH

So when boyz started to disrupt Tom Brady and forced him into throwin’ 2 picks ole Bill pulled a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial on a boy. He pushed a button and started feedin’ the dun that nobody knew existed until after he ran for a career high 199 yards and 4 touchdowns. Boyz barely knew who he was at Notre Dame bruh!

He’s the cat that’s always with the fellas but never says a word. So you recognize him from runnin’ with Pookie and Ray Ray nem but the name doesn’t ring a bell.

The Colts did a great job of containin’ the future Hall of Famer to 257 yards, 2 touchdowns and 2 dull picks. Andrew Luck did enough to win by puttin’ up 303 yards, 2 touchdowns and only 1 pick against that defense. Think about it bruh, Luck has now thrown for more than 300 yards in a franchise record eight consecutive games. Don’t look at him for answers talk to the dull runnin’ game and the defense for fallin’ asleep in class. When they started callin’ the roll it was like Bueller, Bueller! Dull!

Do you realize that the Colts only managed 17 rushing yards all night? That’s like walkin’ to the mail box and back. That’s like goin’ to the bar twice bruh! You can’t even get a buzz off of two trips to the bar bruh!

In order for Indy to be a legitimate threat in the AFC they’ve got to find ways to win these types of games. With Denver wetin’ the bed in St. Louis yesterday this ball game became monumental for the Colts in terms of positionin’ in the AFC race for home field. Let me tell you what an ole timer once told me in the barber shop playa. “Pressure can do two things young brother, it can make diamonds or it can burst pipes. Which one will it do in your life?” Well last night it burst pipes on the Colts! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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