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| Need I say more bruh! |
Edgar Allen Poe once said, “Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.” Nikos Kazantzakis, the Greek writer and philosopher, hit boyz in the head with, “Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality.” Then Lao Tzu, the ancient Chinese poet and philosopher, spit some old school wisdom when he said, “Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don’t resist them – that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.”
At some point playa, Chicago Bears fans need to let reality be reality! Well…it’s easy to see that they suck now but I’m talkin’ about at the beginnin’ of the season. Stop runnin’ through the joint screamin’ about how good your team is gonna be EVERY year only for you to end up on meds by week 12. To make matters worse these clowns showed up on NATIONAL television and completely wet the bed in Detroit 34-17 on Thanksgiving day!
We all knew that they were bad goin’ into the joint but it’s the constant talkin’ of straight up noise by Bears fans that drives me crazy. Bruh, if you’ve been a Bears fan for any length of time you already know where this is gonna end up. So stop talkin’ trash! Just watch the games and deal with the depression of bein’ a Bears fan alone. Nobody cares that it’s your team just stop talkin’ because you look stupid every time Big Momma has to come in and turn over the mattress.
You ran Lovie Smith out of town with a 10-6 record and didn't make the playoffs because he happened to be in a very good division that year. A record of 10-6 gets most teams into the playoffs dependin’ upon what the rest of the division looks like on any particular year. So to fire a boy for not makin’ the playoffs further explains to you the incompetence of Bears ownership that I’ve been tellin’ you about for years.
And please don’t tell me about how bad Tampa is under Lovie this year bruh. He was 10-6 when he was drivin’ your bus and the dun you ran out and hired keeps wettin’ the bed on a boy. And I haven’t even mentioned the poutin’ quarterback on your sideline that nobody kicks in the rear end. And that’s the edited version.
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| "It's OK baby! We've already called Big Momma and she's on her way." |
Your M.O. is the same again this mornin’! And for all of you simple minded individuals M.O. stands for Method of Operation which is derived from the Latin phrase Modus Operandi. It’s the way a boyz usually gets down. Therefore, it’s not unusual for Bears fans to talk crazy to boyz all week and then act like their phones doesn’t work mid-way through the third quarter of losin’ efforts.
It’s shameful to say the least. So whenever you feel the urge to talk crazy before a Bears game just put on the old Denny Greene clip, “They are who we thought they were!” And you’ll be just fine. Trust me, it’s better than takin’ meds bruh! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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