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The famous poet Robert Frost gave it to boyz like this, “The strongest and most effective force in guaranteeing the long term maintenance of power is not violence in all forms deployed by the dominant to control the dominated, but consent in all the forms in which the dominated acquiesce in their own domination.” In other words playboy, when a dun is better than you, ain’t nothing you can do about it!
On Friday night the Los Angeles Clippers brought Lob City to South Beach and got lobbed right out of town 111-89! The Miami Heat were without both Chris Bosh and Ray Allen due to the flu but like Big Momma used to say, “It didn’t make no never mind!” As long as LeBron is on the floor boyz got problems. This cat scored 30 points on just 11 shots making 9 of them! Who does that? Apparently very few! It was only the 13th such game in the NBA since the start of the 2002-03 season. Since last Sunday's fourth quarter in Toronto he's made 37 of 47 shots! That's 78.7% homeboy! Again, who does that?
I keep telling you boyz that it’s a long season and when the playoffs role around Miami is still the team to beat. I know all of my Indiana folks have got jokes because the Pacers steam rolled the Heat twice this year and New York is ballin’ right now too. However, it ain’t playoff time yet! When they turn the playoff switch on it’s a whole different animal and LeBron is the beast that can steal your heart.
Now that this dun has won a championship cats are hating less openly but they’re still mumbling under their breath. When a boy is dominant there’s nothing you can do but pull up a chair and watch it go down bruh! It’s like watching a Joe get the breaks beat off of him for disrespecting another man’s girl at the club. You see him talking crazy to her at the bar and then you see her head back to her man. Pull up a good seat because you know it’s going down.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It’s like seeing a chick get her man beat down at a party because she thought that she was a bad bad. You know what I’m talking about. She’s cursing some cat out for accidently bumping into her and instead of walking away she starts woofing even louder. Her man has no choice but to come to her defense and ends up with a bobble head because of her big fat mouth. All she can say on the drive home is “I’m sorry baby!” While this dun navigates the road through one eye.
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| "We can't do nothin' wit 'em bruh!" |
He just became the youngest player to score 20,000 points! Understand that he just turned 28! Jordan didn’t start winning titles until he was 28! Like I keep saying, LeBron has gone to 3 Finals, won 3 MVP’s, a Finals MVP, an NBA title, Rookie of the Year honors, 2 Olympic Gold Medals all by the time he was 27! By 27, all Jordan had was a 1988 Gold Medal, a national championship in which he was the 3rd option on his team (James Worthy & Sam Perkins), Rookie of the Year honors and a shoe deal bruh!
Stop watching highlights of Jordan thinking that he was always dominant because it wasn’t until he was 28 that he completely took over the game! Why do you think Zeke wasn't on the Dream Team bruh? It's because Jordan hated on him because he and the Pistons put that thang on him early in his career and he never got over it.
Lebron started his career 3 years earlier and still has 7 good years left pimpin'!! He just figured out that he had a post game in the playoffs last year! So it's about to be stupid now!
Please stop telling me about the 63 points in the Garden in 1985 because he lost that freaking game bruh and he took every shot that night because he had no help. Lebron doesn’t shoot all night because he’s always thinking teammates first. That’s why he’s had so much success so early. Remember, he took some bums to the Finals in Cleveland when he was 22 years old! BUMS! DO YOU HEAR ME? Jordan couldn't do that! He needed Scottie and Phil to get there and he couldn't do it until he was 28. Again, LeBron went to the Finals with duns like Boobie Gibson, Drew Gooden, Anderson Varajao and Larry Hughes bruh!
Like I've said before, unless you're 40 plus you can't have this conversation with me because you only saw Jordan while he was winning championships. You didn't see him when he came out of college in 1984 as an inconsistent shooter that couldn't go to his left. You've only seen the highlights bruh!
Lebron can guard a center, lean on a power forward and rip a guard on the same trip down the floor playa because he's 6"8 260 lbs. Jordan couldn't do that homeboy. So just pull up a chair and watch the post 28 years because this boy is just gettin’ started and is about to completely Deebo the league. I’m just sayin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
Get @ me on Twitter: @jaygravesreport
I've been watching basketball for awhile and every decade someone comes along that we say is the best we've seen but this kid Lebron is in a special class by himself. I'm just enjoying watching him do his thing.
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