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"I' ain't trippin'! This ain't nothin'!"

The famous author and sales guru Zig Ziglar once said, “Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale.” Oscar Wilde, the famed London playwright, once said, “When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I’m old I know that it is.” The Beatles said that the best things in life were free. I agree with them completely. However, until it becomes free to live in this world, I’ll stay in the bread line, pimpin’!

Well my boy Michael Vick is going to start for the Eagles in the season finale against the New York Giants on Sunday. He’s been cleared to play after suffering a concussion in a Nov. 11^th loss to the Cowboys. He’s also playing because rookie Nick Foles has a hairline fracture in his throwing hand suffered in the loss to the Redskins a week ago.  Now Mike is saying that he’s not using this start as an audition for teams next year. In my Ochocinco voice, “CHILD PLEASE!!”

This dun told the USA Today, "I'm not going out to audition for a job. I'm going out to try and win. My play and what I've done for this league and the accolades that I have speak for themselves. The thing I want to do is improve. Whatever happens next year happens. I'm just going to be a guy who, wherever I'm at, I'm going to make the team better."

C’mon Mike! You talkin’ to the brothas in the barber shop bruh! As long as it cost money to live out here, you gotta work or stop spending money. Especially the way you go through bread! Sure, I know you signed a 6 year $100 million deal last year but only $40 million of that is guaranteed and I know you still owe boyz major bread.  Ima tell you like we used to tell boyz when I was coming up in the G. “You better tell that to somebody who you know, don’t know, cuz I know! You better run that on down the street homeboy!”

Sunday will be the audition, the job interview, the demo, the screening and the dissertation playa! You better put on your best suit, a brand new pair of streakless underwear and go for broke because the league doesn’t care about what you used to do. It’s all Janet Jackson right now baby boy, “What have you done for me lately?” If you ain’t producing then you ain’t eatin'! So you can run that game on the whinno laying in the gutter outside of Mr. Lucky’s liquor store because we ain’t buying what you selling! Now we'll take some of those knock off Gucci joints though!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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