"Brick House"

"We finally see the Eye of the Tiger!"

In 1860 Henry Wadsworth Longfellow wrote the famous poem "Paul Revere's Ride" to celebrate his heroism in the American Revolution. It went this way: "He said to his friend, "If the British march By land or sea from the town to-night, Hang a lantern aloft in the belfry arch of the North Church tower as a signal light, One if by land, and two if by sea; And I on the opposite shore will be, Ready to ride and the spread the alarm!

When LeBron James showed up at the TD Garden in Boston for Game 6 on Thursday night. Paul Revere and his boyz should have had a system in place to stop that cat from going off! At the brink of elimination and staring into the barrel of the blame me all summer scenario. LeBron  single handedly destroyed the Celtics 98-79 by putting up video game numbers bruh! This cat went off for 45 points, 15 rebounds and handed out 5 assists.

The more appropriate poem should have been my remix of a classic written in 1977 by the famous writer Lionel Richie, Brick House! "He's a brick--house, mighty might just lettin' it all hang out, he's a brick--house, the player's stacked and that's a fact, ain't holdin' nothing back! He knows he had everything that a team needed to get a win, how could he lose with what he used 45-15-5, what a winning hand!"

That joint was bumpin' all night because ya'll know that if the Heat had lost that ball game the haters would have been all over the guy that was literally carrying these chumps. It's a shame that people will watch the NBA on a regular basis and still can't see that this guy is the best player on the planet. I saw cats on Twitter making ridiculous statements like, "If Kevin Durant wins a title before LeBron then he's officially better." That's a guy that is wearing a diaper, braces with headgear and folks are still tying his shoes.

LeBron was literally the only cat at work last night! His teammates were in the back of the building on an extended smoke break. I keep hearing Joe's saying that it's Wade's team but I can't tell. Boyz are always hollerin' "Wade County" but if it's Wade's county he's got to quit hanging out in Scrubs County in the 1st half of ball games! This cat is driving backwards in the HOV lane.

 Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Nobody should be able to come into your house, sit in your recliner and eat your dinner bruh. That's if it were your house! Otherwise, you're false flagin' and it doesn't take much for someone to take your girl either. Stop me when I start lying! After a while, Santa Claus can't get credit for the money you keep spending. It was cool when your kids were 3 or 4 years old but as they get older they need to understand who's really paying for all of this.

At one point during the game LeBron and Rondo looked like they were playing H.O.R.S.E.! Nobody else clocked in for work. The rest of those cats were shooting dice in the parking lot. They may as well have their checks direct deposited into LeBron's accounts since he was doing all of the work. Give me a break! Sure, the Heat played pretty good defense but LeBron set the tone bruh!

 It blows my mind that folks will watch the same thing that I'm watching and walk away not seeing that this cat is posting up with KG, chasing Rondo and facing up Pierce back and forth all night! On time-outs he's selling beer and peanuts and even ran through my crib to fluff my pillow. He can't do anymore than what he's doing! You never saw Jordan in the blocks wrestling with James Worthy or Kareem then chase Magic around and still put up 45 all while playing 45 minutes! Kobe isn't posting up KG or Tim Duncan and then putting up numbers like that! I'm just saying that what this guy is doing is crazy.

 Jordan is the G.O.A.T. hands down! However, he always had consistent help! Pippen didn't disappear on him like Wade does on LeBron shopping for skinny pink pants! Also, Jordan wasn't asked to play every position either. Not to mention he had Phil Jackson walking the sideline too, homeboy. LeBron's got Erik Spoelstra! Say that 3 times out loud bruh! Just keep that in mind when you're piling on. If you didn't like the way he left Cleveland that's a YOU problem so get over it.

The Fat Lady was ushered out of the building mid way through the 3rd quarter so that she could make it to Wet Willie's on South Beach because she got a serious drinking problem! She's got to be relaxed enough to blow on Saturday night after a huge Game 7. I just hope the rest of the Heat show up if they are fortunate enough to get past Boston because OKC will be a hard out. The Young Bloods are a younger more athletic Boston and they're not playing around. He can't beat them alone and that's REAL TALK.

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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