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| Peyton Manning: "I got these boys right where I want 'em!" |
The Denver Bronco's have been in the famous words of Malcolm X, "hoodwinked" by the biggest hustler in the game! The Mile High City is preparing for the arrival of Peyton Manning the all-world quarterback when in all actuality it's Peyton Manning the 36 year middle age father of two with a bad neck that's on his way to town! It's Jordan playing for the Wizards bruh! It's Emmitt playing for the Cardinals! It's Jerry Rice playing in Seattle! Ya'll just fell for the Axel Foley banana in the tail pipe bruh!
John Elway was so desperate to find a quarterback that he fell for the Peyton Manning hype and will from what I understand pay through the nose to get him! Some sources close to the situation are saying that they are working on a 5 year deal worth $90 million dollars! C'mon Bruh! That's like paying full price for a ten year old Range Rover with 250K miles!
Elway got turned out when he saw Manning workout for the team! The problem was, nobody was trying to tackle the guy while he was throwing the football. The neck is cool if he’s not being hit! It’s called football bruh and it’s a violent game. It’s not called workout in shirts with no defenders on the field ball.
Now Denver’s got to trade Tebow now and even though he wasn't the most efficient quarterback in the league. He was young, had the "it factor" and the work ethic to go along with it. Sure he needed work but he was willing to do all of the necessary things needed to improve his game. One thing about it bruh, he was going to give you everything that he had and most importantly he was durable!
Elway pulled a Jermaine Dupre' on us! He had Janet Jackson, "Miss Jackson if ya Nasty", at the crib and went out and had a baby by a stripper! Janet wasn't going anywhere and wasn't down for any more games in her life so she was a keeper and he fell for the "Poison"! Hey, Elway was like ole boy Ritchey in Harlem Nights when Sunshine turned him out and he called his wife and said, "Hey baby girl! Put ya mommy on the phone! Yeah Barbara, it's Ritchey! Look-ed I ain't never comin' home no more. Take it easy!"
This ain't that bruh! Like I've been saying since last August, Peyton Manning is one missed assignment away from being crippled! All it's going to take is the left tackle or a young running back to miss on a pass blocking assignment and here we go! If he gets blind sided who knows where that neck goes bruh! Now you've got a high priced race horse that has to go to the glue factory!
I know Tebow wasn't what Elway wanted but you can't go out and pick up the old stray dog and bring him to the crib just cause you got lonely! If Peyton goes down early in the season, all of those folks that are singing Elway's praises now will run him out of town. At least Tebow breathed life into a team and fan base that was on life support a year ago. He took over when they were 1-4 and won 7 of 8 and made it to the playoffs! I don't how he did it but he did it!
If Denver wanted to go in another direction I completely understood but Peyton Manning isn't the answer and surely not at 25 year old Peyton prices! Now if he's willing to take a very incentive heavy contract then it makes since to pick him up. However, if they're willing to pay 1st round 1st pick in the draft type money for an ole timer, that's bananas! I just hope that Sunshine doesn't leave Elway with a bag full of confetti at the end of the day! I just can't believe that John Elway went "the old pull my finger" joint! Sad bruh!
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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